You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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