Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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