she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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