Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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