this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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