Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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