You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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