Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
this hospital has no fireball
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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