I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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