White coat. Heels.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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