**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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