At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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