his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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