His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize