Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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