Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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