I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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