My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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