This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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