Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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