96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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