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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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