it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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