drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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