We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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