guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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