Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i came on her dog
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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