Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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