Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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