She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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