Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
cat food counts as protein by the way
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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