I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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