just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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