We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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