I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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