Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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