brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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