Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Are we still banned from the library?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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