So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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