He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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