dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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