Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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