how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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