I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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