Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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