New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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