yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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