seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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