I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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