I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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